- If you're going to ask a trivial question, ensure that you sign up as a troll. Name yourself: "lolyougotowned" or "trollpride" or "trollingftw". Don't put your real name down when you're asking technical questions. I'm sure that these search results will be detrimental to my career down the road.
- If you're going to ask a trivial question, ensure that you've taken the necessary steps to hide your tracks (using a troll email address, etc).
- Given the fact that all technical interviewers will Google your name, ensure you can 'seed' your results to be in your favour. Use your SEO skills here! If you can somehow tilt the results in your favour (linking to your latest projects or a really intelligent response to an open source technical topic)--DO IT! A true Ninja will always tilt the situation in his favour for positional advantage over his enemies!